I want you to be the mother of evil.
so im filling out an application for this GLSEN thing and i just sort of
"im not a feminist"
|Me:||You don't need to bounce on my bed to wake me up, I wake up when you knock on my door.|
|Mom:||I must bounce on your bed. It is written.|
|Me:||Show me, there's not proof.|
|Mom:||It is written! And Gd said "Let ye bounce on your daughter's bed"|
|Me:||"Ye"? Gd speaks Olde English now?|
Keith Thompson - Blackwood 08 from Don’t be Afraid of the Dark Drawings
pros and cons to having boobs:
-finding tops/dresses which fit
-the lying on ur front issue
-wrapping urself in a towel (harder than it sounds)
-they get cold in the bath bc theyre not in the water
-back ache ow
-swimming costumes and bikinis
-“my eyes are up here”
-running. like jfc
-pAiNN during periods
The pros outweigh the cons honestly
Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
When the clouds melt.. Wide open.. The world looks beautiful from here, man