I want you to be the mother of evil. 

(Source: buckying)

measureyourlifeincake:

so im filling out an application for this GLSEN thing and i just sort of

measureyourlifeincake:

so im filling out an application for this GLSEN thing and i just sort of

forthebrave:

Women of the World

Photos by Steve McCurry

(Source: soleil-de-matin)

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

"im not a feminist"

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Me:You don't need to bounce on my bed to wake me up, I wake up when you knock on my door.
Mom:I must bounce on your bed. It is written.
Me:Show me, there's not proof.
Mom:It is written! And Gd said "Let ye bounce on your daughter's bed"
Me:"Ye"? Gd speaks Olde English now?
Mom:Yes.
Me:Baruch HaShem
red-lipstick:

Keith Thompson - Blackwood 08 from Don’t be Afraid of the Dark     Drawings

red-lipstick:

Keith Thompson - Blackwood 08 from Don’t be Afraid of the Dark     Drawings

fatgirlopinions:

padaleckawaii:

pros and cons to having boobs:

cons:
-finding tops/dresses which fit
-the lying on ur front issue
-bras
-wrapping urself in a towel (harder than it sounds)
-they get cold in the bath bc theyre not in the water
-back ache ow
-swimming costumes and bikinis
-“my eyes are up here”
-running. like jfc
-pAiNN during periods

pros:
-squishy squish

The pros outweigh the cons honestly

pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

rawrzuhlind:

duomo di firenze, florence

dryadgoddess:

 When the clouds melt.. Wide open.. The world looks beautiful from here, man

dryadgoddess:

 When the clouds melt.. Wide open.. The world looks beautiful from here, man

moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

(Source: anti-social-cave)